Friday, August 27, 2010

Freebie Friday - Jersey Shore

A thousand apologies for not posting Tuesday or Thursday. I might have to change the schedule because dear Lord my weeks are hectic. 



So today I wanted to write about Jersey Shore. What a ridiculous show.


I would never suggest hitting a girl, but if someone needed to get smacked in the mouth it was her.

And if you watch the show because you love the people and try be like them then I'm not going to apologize for anything in this post because, let's be honest, you probably don't know how to read anyway. And I'm not even sorry for that joke because one of the people on the show, Ronnie, admitted that he's not good with tests so he didn't go to college cause he fails things and stuff. Seriously? Now he's probably getting paid to be drunk off his ass every night.

Look! A shaved gorilla. 

What bothers me most about the show, and MTV in general, is that it's only about one night stands and blackouts. Seriously nothing else happened. Oh, two of the girls wrote a letter. That was awesome. IT WAS ALL CAPS AND THEY USED 2 INSTEAD OF SPELLING OUT THE DAMN WORD. NOW MAYBE IT'S JUST THE ENGLISH MAJOR IN ME BUT THIS I FIND THIS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING.

"I use my looks to get people to accept me because I have no personality."

I really have nothing positive to say about this show. I at least expected a plot because it is in its second season, but the only thing that happened was drinking and someone cheated on someone. Oh, they made dinner but because they really can't do anything in life they dropped it on the floor.

The funniest thing that I've seen from Jersey Shore.


So what are your thoughts on the show? Let me know in a comment below. Follow me on twitter and I'll see you Sunday!

-Beast

2 comments:

  1. Now, I am not a violent person and I'm sure you know this. But I would love nothing more than to open-hand smack the shit out of Snookie. God I hate her so much.

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  2. lol True that! That show was really just sad. I have to wonder if the characters actually believe what they're doing is cool. It surely is damaging psychologically. I mean, sleeping around a drinking every night will only make actual relationships harder.

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