Open Letters

Dear North Korea,
I know that you're pissed off right now, but please calm down. Even China doesn't like you developing nuclear weapons, so you know something's up. Also, I love Hawaii so please stop trying to blow it up, even though you don't have the technology to do so yet.

Dear Summer,
Thank you for finally being here! It's been a while since we've seen each other, but your beauty hasn't been forgotten. And neither has your heat. Speaking of heat, my little sister sent me this picture:
110 degrees? That's a little over-the-top, don't you think? Nonetheless, I'm still glad you're here. Now maybe when I finish this class I can enjoy you a little more.

Dear Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,
I can't wait to see your Friday. However, you have ruined my friend Rico Suave. He is really going crazy. In fact, starting this weekend he has seen the first Transformers movie everyday, and plans to continue this until Friday. By the way, I'm seeing you in IMAX! I'm pretty stoked.I think the best part will be seeing Bumblebee large and in charge.

Dear Blogger,
Why have you decided to underline everything I type? And why don't you have a button to where I can stop this madness? *Sigh*... Well thanks a lot, Blogger, for ruining my open letters.

-Beast