Dear Sister,
It's a wonderful thing, college. It's like high school with all of the crap cut out. Well ok, not all of the crap, but most of it. Like the annoying kid, the drama, and the bad teachers. Ok I lied again, all that's still here.
Let's start with the annoying kid. I'm sure you know this guy. He has to be the center of attention, always. He's usually loud and incompetent. And he smells. Well, this guy came to college with you, oh boy! Except now he's drunk all of the time. This just makes him louder and even stupider! Plus he smells like beer. It's great.
And don't worry, I know how much you were going to miss drama. But there's good news, it came too! That's right, all of that childish he-said-she-said comes with the package upgrade. Except now it's he-broke-up-with-me-to-go-out-with-her-so-I-am-going-to-take-her-man-to-get-even-but-he-wants-some-other-chick. It's great.
And bad teachers? Don't worry, they'll be here too. And guess what, not only are they here, they have more leniency with grading than they did in high school! This means that they could be from Russia teaching you pre-calculus at 8:00AM. Lucky you, you won't understand a thing, even if it was in a dialect you could understand.
But it's not all bad though. Sometimes you will get to go downtown and watch the big drunk buffoon barf all over the place, embarrassing himself. And that drama, well it's really more interesting that any TV show or book because you actually know the people. As for the bad teachers, for every bad teacher you have, there will be twenty good ones. And you'll make older friends who will help you pick the good ones.
So I hope you're looking forward to it. It's a blast really. Like high school on steroids. So study hard, and get into trouble. No don't really get into trouble. Just don't get caught. I'm kidding mom.
Love you,
Beast
Lol I'm looking forward to it all. I"ll embrace the never ending games of who's going out with who only because of what her ex said to that other girl that he is now going out with because she left him for his best friend - or ex-best friend - that is also his room mate. OH! It will be such fun!
ReplyDeleteOh, nein. More disgustingly creepy teachers? Please at least tell me that instead of this teacher i have currently that enjoys scratching herself in various places then sniffing her fingers that I'll have an old fat lady that eats during the entire class that will pass me if i bring her a box of twinkys. That would be lovely.
I need to visit you one weekend. Hopefully I will be entertained by the actions of the many incompetent annoying drunk residents you have. :) No offence to any of them who might be reading this.
Well, I love you and I miss you and I look forward to other letters you will write for me. And yes, I know my grammer and spelling are horrible and it's more than likely diving your OCD English majored self crazy. But hey, what are little sisters for?