So I am currently taking Shakespeare as a Maymester course. For those of you who don't know, Maymester is an entire semester crammed into the last three weeks of May. This means that everyday we're in class, it's like we've been in class for a week. Luckily my professor is a pretty nice guy and gives us breaks halfway through the class.

So by this time, it's pretty early and my head is filled with thees and thums and wherefore art thous and I really need to go to the bathroom. So I wander off into the hall, thinking about how cool it would be to be able to talk like I was Richard II or Hamlet or something (yes I did think that), when I finally stumble into the bathroom.

Now this side of the hall isn't where any of my classes normally are as I realize when this bathroom is set up differently than the other ones. I quickly try to find a urinal to relieve myself when I realize there isn't one. How strange I thought as I walked over to an open stall.

Closing the door behind me I life the lid and notice the foot from the occupant next door. His toenails are painted. Pink. Well this throws me for a loop. I almost laugh aloud when I realize my horrible mistake. Quickly sprinting out of the bathroom, I make it out unnoticed.

Unnoticed that is, until I step outside and a group of people walking by see me. Oh what they must think of me, as I couldn't help myself but chuckle.

-Beast