She's pretty awesome. She's eating pork chops tonight. She also likes it when her roommate reads Winnie the Pooh to her boyfriend, over the phone, as a bedtime story.

Speaking of Winnie the Pooh, has anyone else noticed that he is a "pooh bear?" What is a pooh bear? I know we're not in the fourth grade anymore, but pooh has been symbolic of feces for as long as I can remember. So should it be "Winnie the Feces" or something? I don't know about you, but if I was read to as a child about some giant fecal bear eating honey from a jar, I would neither like bears or enjoy honey. Back to the girl though.

She used to be a model as a baby. She's listened to me ramble about various things that not many other people have heard. She watched turtles lay eggs.

Speaking of turtles, has anyone else seen Finding Nemo? If you have, do you now think all turtles talk like surfer dudes? I mean I know turtles don't talk, but if they did I bet that's how they would talk. They live in the freaking ocean, bro. Of course they talk like surfers. But I digress...

She likes to rub in the fact that she lives on the beach and I don't. She texts me using Shakespearian prose. She makes fun of me for watching movies.

Speaking of movies, I just saw SE7EN with Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt (yes I know it's an old movie) and it blew my mind. If you haven't seen it, go watch it. Like right now, go. Oh, and if you haven't seen the original Batman, the one with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson, so see that movie too. Both of them are exquisite. And if my ADD will quit flaring up, I will continue.

She puts up with me and all of my stupid attributes. She knows that she can talk to me about anything and that I'll listen. But most importantly, she's become a close friend of mine, whether she knows it or not.

This one's for you.

-Beast