Seriously, don't read it. It's filthy and disturbing. It probably shouldn't be read by anyone, really. The only reason I'm posting this is because out of the 90% of people who are disgusted, there will be 10% who will laugh. And it's for that 10% that I write.
The following is a facebook conversation between a friend and I. All names have been changed to protect the innocent. Although, there's not much innocence here.
Calvin: hey big sexy
Beast: Sup baby?
Calvin: whatcha wearin?
Beast: Nothing. You?
Calvin: a thong. and a bikini top made out of salami
Beast: Ooo, my favorite. Just for me?
Calvin: I can sense what you want
Beast: You were always good at that.
Calvin: it's cause I'm a part of you
Beast: Hey now! You know I don't do that until the second date.
Calvin: just close your eyes and take it
Beast: You love it when I say that.
Calvin: yeah baby
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